why does alcohol always do me so wrong like what have i ever done to deserve this im a good person

i just threw up on the side of the road why am i so classy

i just went to my first gay bar god bless the gays tbh

conqueered:

that  moment when ur boyfriend cheats on u and u gotta find the 4 other men u have on #speeddial

lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

(Source: baklavagina, via ultrapanem)